Southern Spain.
Sierra Nevada.
We arrived on Saturday morning and had unpacked the bikes before you could say.....
....flipping heck it's bloody hot here.
Lunchtime we got straight out on the local trails.
Now...locally they have wicked thorn bushes.
We got back 3 hours later torn to shreds.
Weyy heyyy. Blood!
The evening was spent eating and drinking in town till we were full and pissed.
Sunday. First trip into the mountains.
It was ok. I guess the guides have to find out what standard of riding a group are up to
seeing that we had 15-60 year olds, male and female.
The ride was a bit tame for us to be honest.
Oh. When I say tame.
Poor Terry still managed to get big air on one of the trails and break his collar bone.
Get well soon fella.
Evening we ate and drank big time.
Monday. Another trip out to sample the Spanish countryside.
We were made to work for the descents and big climbs in Spanish heat was a new experience for most of us.Phew.
I could see my weight dropping off as we were riding.
Thank goodness I put all back on in the evening!
Tuesday we were taken out to the mountains again.
We did a lot of climbing during the week. (Where's the fecking ski lifts?)
This time the riding was a lot more technical.
They gave us more techie stuff and got in return silly grins and
shouts of "more" and "bring it on".
Guy managed to eat dirt big time on one trail.
We dusted him down and stamped on his bike a bit to straighten it out.
On the final descent we arrived at a huge rutted drop with a very steep ending.
One guide confided in me that he didn't like it very much and would be pleased to give it a miss if we wanted.
He he he he.....
No way mate!
"We call it The Widow Maker" he says..........
In a cloud of dust...a 15 year old, 2 16 year old's, 2 women and most of the others were off down there.
Regrouping at the bottom it is my pleasure to tell the guides they have just renamed it "The Window Cleaner"
Many joke throughout the next few days about getting T shirts saying I've Done the Window Cleaner.
To celebrate we go out in the evening and eat and drink to excess.
Wednesday was the day off so we shopped before eating and drinking for the whole day.Thursday was more riding in the mountains. Great views and brilliant trails.
Plenty of scary moments now (which is good).
Guess what we did in the evening?
Yep. Got it in one.
Friday's ride was probably the best day.
Loads of height gained by transit before climbing on the bikes and riding in an upwards direction for quite some time.
All worth it of course.
Lovely long descents and fantastic views of the area all the way down to the sea.
In the afternoon we rode a part of the area that has massive rocky boulders that you can ride across just like what you see on the telly.
After that ride we felt the need to celebrate.
So we went out and had a great meal followed by buckets of drink.
Saturday was our last day. Booooo!
I think we were meant to do a morning ride but it was obvious we are mental about our riding
so they took us out for a complete day ride before returning and packing the bikes in seconds flat.
Just enough time to get out and have a final meal before rushing back to get the airport transfer.
All in all a truly great week.
Loads of thanks to all the Sierra Cycles team.
Thanks to Alan who had no idea how many rooms any of his houses had.
Thanks Tom and Matt who couldn't work out why old people would want to risk life and limb but were still willing to point us to the nearest cliff edge.
BTW chaps..... Where's our T shirts?
Pictures are on the righthand clicky button for......er......Pictures.
We will be back.
Happy Jon is guiding for
Lifting 1kg weights as often as possible seemed to do the trick and got me fully fit for Alpine riding.
On Sunday afternoon Phil sorted out a
Roll on next year.
How can they say they enjoy this eh?
It is always fun to ride with hundreds of other cyclists.
Then riding for the next 20 miles before stopping for another burger and a large slice (think house brick) of cake.
It started to rain just before Ditchling Beacon but that didn't last more than a few minutes and then the sun came out proper just in time for the biggest climb of the day.
Once at the top we regrouped and told tall stories about how we had wheelied all the way up and how we never got out of the big ring.
Then it was all downhill into Brighton.
Now what? Ah yes. All down the pub for some lovely nosh and a couple of beers with our mates.
With all the sunshine it would have been rude not to go to the beach.
I was happy just to lay back and think of England.....and get sun burnt face.
We tried not to make too bigger fuss over it in case his head got big and he couldn't get his crash helmet on.
I think they only had 3 plates so had to wait for people to finish before washing up and recycling the crockery.
Only a few mechanicals to report.
Steve Elms also had a range of brass fittings in his saddlebag along with a large can of Brasso for those longer stops where you may need some extreme polishing to while away the time. 


On Friday we went and found a new trail just outside
Friday night saw the arrival of the rest of the Carnival. The atmosphere was great with loads of booze, banter and
Many thanks to them for all the food over the weekend.
More sunshine and great trails to ride.
We know how to live the 
This was the outcome of the incident.
"Follow the dog" was a fun trail but a bit lumpy and bumpy with quite bad braking bumps. Redeeming features were the wooded wiggly bits and the boardwalk that was fun.
We had packed everything we may need for the ascent 
What a nice end to a great weekend.

Thanks to Stevo for being the Map carrier and all the others for peering over my shoulder and offering words of wisdom like............
And then while messing about on some drops....
No idea why I'm trying to push him off.
The drop is aptly named.."Better Than Nothing"
A bit to the left old son.