The Virtual Carnival Members.

Unknown to many. There are a few Virtual Carnival Members dotted around the countryside.
Some come out to play only when it gets dark.
Some stay in and pretend to ride.
And one decorates the kitchen every weekend.

Suicide Dave is known to most of us.
He's a good rider who has the misfortune to ride an Orange Cove G-Spot.
He means well though.
Based in Surrey.
He has guided us through the North Downs.
(Which is more than Chicken could do using GPS!)

Eamonn (JA) is a Cannock based rider who dresses in women's clothes and hangs around in bars.
We were unfortunate enough to have to follow him around Birmingham for a few hours in 2005.
Dresses like a woman, rides like a girl.
But is a very nice man.

Perky is from the South West of England.
She used to be a skilled technical rider in her youth but now wears a boiler suit and drives an 18 wheeler for the council.
When you phone her up she pretends to have a cold.
(and talks in a gruff deep voice)
But is a very nice girl.

Gavin comes from dannn safff and decorates.
He does list mountain biking as one of his other pastimes but can't get past his kitchen without feeling the need to rush down B&Q's and buy several units to referbish something that has only just been fitted.
And is also a very nice decorator.

This is Gav.

I think he has just finished in the kitchen for the day and has decided to go riding.

















Here's Sui.

Why is he watching me eat?

I guess in the posh and snooty part of Surrey that he comes from they don't have propper fry-ups. He asked for Caviar at the cafe after the ride at Cannock.